The Sad Story with a Happy Ending
There was a man who was born unto this world who was destined to do great things. This man grew up to be well educated and extremely smart. Averaging with a 140 IQ this man took his knowledge out into the world and went on touching the hearts and minds of everyone he came in contact with and even some he didn't. Most of this came from the broken childhood that Jacob had emerged from. He never felt that his parents, especially his father loved him enough. When he finally struck out and left home he believed his father would be proud of him and his success but he never recieved the thumbs up he always wanted. This man was named Jacob. You might have also guessed with his IQ and good fortune that he is quite handsome. Jacob was tall, about 6 foot with sandy brown hair and gorgeous green and hazel eyes.
Jacob also had a sister whom he was very close to. Her name was Rachel and she was very much like him yet so different. Rachel was about 5'7" with darker brown hair that had natural highlights of red and blonde. Her eyes were also sparkling green with hazel and some blue in them. She was of a good weight, not fat but not entirely too thin either. She was a cowgirl who loved to do rodeo on her horse and she was convinced that that was the only reason she kept in as much shape as she was. Rachel was an interesting person. She wasnt as smart as her brother but not too far off, (she scored a 116) but she had troubles applying herself to school studies. She was too free and definatly not one you would want to contain to a desk for long periods of time. She would rather be mucking out horse stalls all day than have to sit at a desk job. Rachel was raised by her father, being as he was divorced by their mother Charlemaine when she was about 12. Charlamaine though had left for a job earlier so left more around 11 coming back every once in a while. Due to this and the many fight she witnessed grew to hate her mother Charlmaine. Her father was good in the sense that he raised her well, taught her morals and respect as well as gave her pretty much anything she asked for within reason. But he failed in the sense that he didn't really see her as a daughter but a trophy to show off to everyone and when his trophy didn't shine he got very upset. He would get angry and say bitter words of dissapointment to his trophy and threaten her. In this way she was different from Jacob, She suffered more by being the center of too much attention and Jacob suffered by not having enough attention. Cruel world isnt it?
Now when Jacob was younger we discussed how he moved and went to school in hope of approval (though he never admitted it and never will) . Well this school was in Michigan and he went to ERU (Emu's Rule University) and once he graduated he eventually bought a house in a remote area to live his life. Again his father never gave him the thumbs up for him purchasing his first house. So, Jacob got lonely and seeing how unhappy his sister Rachel was asked her to come up and move in with him. Rachel of course agreed only as long as there was a way for her horse to get up to Michigan with her. So Jacob readily agreed, paying the horse vet bills, Transportation and getting her up here ASAP. Rachel left Tucson behind as well as her horse (who was to soon follow after her) and then traveled the harsh road up to Michigan, her father at the wheel. Now her father was very harsh to her and only spoke words that put her down and made her feel like trash so by the time she reached her destination she was weary and her heart was heavy.
So finally the father left for Tucson again in a bit of a rush due to an emergency and Rachel settled down in the room Jacob made for her. The first month was tough as she had to learn how to be idependent; which she had never really been before.
So the months went by and Jacob and her had a good time being the close brother and sister team they had always been. People always thought they were either twins, married or a couple which of course always made them laugh. Then one day an evil witch came to the land and her name was Britney.....yes....Britney the evil witch. She had previously spellbound the young Jacob and was trying to do it again. Of course being the good sister she was she tried protecting Jacob and fought to keep the evil witch at bay with chocolate and pink clothing. All which worked but not well enough.
One day Rachel was sitting quietly at the computer talking to her boyfriend Riser on AIM and was saying goodbye when Jacob came over and started talking to her. He said things that suddenly led her to guessing in her mind to which she blurted out, "Shit. Your gonna marry her." Jacob just looked at her with a big silly grin on his face and confirmed her accusation. Rachel like normal, took it calmly and tried reasoning with him. After seeing no reason she went along with him and said she supported him even though she didn't agree with it. So off they went to the evil witches castle.
Now the evil witch even had a little cackle she had when her plots and plans were going correctly. Rachel struggled watching her poor brother Jacob who was madly in love being used in such a way. See the problem wasn't that she was evil in general cause Rachel didnt mind evil, she planned on running the many armies of Hell one day, but the thing she hated was that her brother loved her so much yet she didnt love him like she needed to. Britney loved Jacob much the same way Rachel loved her brother. Basically not IN love. For weeks Rachel as well as all of Jacobs friends tried convincing him that there was something wrong with the equation. But as you would guess he refused to believe and as Psycology class proved he turned from us as a defensive manuever to protect her.
Now Rachel started making friends with all of Jacobs friends....well old friends so to speak since he stopped talking to a lot of them since getting together with Britney. The main person she talked to was Tess. Tess and Rachel became really good friends as they were both pretty blunt and very funny. They got along really well. Soon after they started talking, Tess admitted how much she loved Jacob and was frustrated as much as Rachel was that he was going for this evil witch Britney.
As the days turned in to weeks and then into months Rachel became very sad. This was so because her brother Jacob never came home anymore. There was one point where in two weeks she saw him two days of it and one of the days was only for two hours before he left for her house again. The worse part is when he did come home it was usually Friday night when she worked really late with her horse. Now Friday night is when Rachel works till she is literally sick with fatigue and so the rule in the house is to not bother her until her body wakes her up Saturday. Not when Jacob comes home with Britney and her daughter Valentina who was only a year old. They always played above Rachels room and Valentina was crying by 8 am and of course woke her up. This was just irritating cause she needed her sleep in order to function and to keep herself from getting sick. Rachels heart was heavy when she realized she may have to move some day within the ending of the year. Even Britney expressed how irritating it was that Rachel would be taking up the basement. With such clashes and such a free spirit Rachel wasnt sure if she could live there like that. This seriously made her sad since she liked it there and Jacob had made the room for her by hand. So of course Rachel was extremely depressed over all that was happening, she loved her brother and saw everything crashing down like pulling the wrong block on the Jenga stack...and Britney was that block.
But even though she was very sad Rachel was also very strong at heart and with her will. So she and Tess concocted a plan to defeat the evil Britney. Now the one thing that Tess and Rachel knew was that Love prevails over all evil right? So they would use love to their advantage. They just hoped it was enough to rid the land of the evil witch. So Rachel and Tess went to Tess's brother Frogger and they enlisted his help. Together they gathered all of Jacobs friends and they all expressed how much they loved him and wanted to make sure he was okay. As the calls and meetings kept coming in the evil witch started to weaken. Jacob started to see through her mask of lies and deception. He saw that she didnt love him the way you need for a relationship and that she was using him because she needed to. She was evil, living with her parents and had a child with no income besides her waitressing job. She needed a resource to get all the rich things she was used to and he was starting to realize this as she demanded more and more of him, even relying on him like he was a servant and had him waiting on her. She was also filled with jelousy, so entranced in the thought that he might figure her out any minute she kept all the nice loving girls at bay and cursed him out whenever he talked to them. The first step in love is trust. Without trust you have nothing and she obviously didn't trust him even though she should. She should be able to leave him in a room of women all alone and know he will not betray her. THATS trust. So Rachel, Tess, Frogger and her friends were winning the battle but there was a final battle they must have just between the witch and rachel and Tess. The Battle for the Lost Heart!!!! **Dramatic music**
Tess and Rachel raised their swords and Britney raised hers....they glared at eachother...they moved right....they moved left......and then.........................AAAAAAGH....oh sorry, scared myself.......ahem....anyway.....and then.......they dropped their swords and TACKLED eachother! Thats right! A THREE way cat fight! None like this has ever been tried before but alas there was history in the making before you! They pulled, they screamed, they scaratched and clawed, even punched! Purple Nurples, Titty twisters and Charlie Horses were all administered, even biting! It was horrible! Finally Britney got up and started running, but alas they wouldnt let her get away that fast! Rachel jumped on her horse to chase her down as Tess threw a rope to her as she ran by on Thunder, her golden horse of PURE SPEED! Muahahahhahahhaaha.....**cough**
So Thunder and Rachel roped Britney and tied her up like a goat tying championship was going on to which Tess came over and kicked while she was down a little and then prodded her with a sitck. HEHE Jacob came over and announced that he finally realized what we had all been telling him and announced that he was done with all the evil in the land and ordered her away. Tess and Rachel happily threw her on Thunders back and told the horse to take Britney and her child to the land of Thurmalea where she would never be heard from again. WOO-HOO.
"That I love you, I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing ifI don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll askLast chance for one last dance' Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up' Cause you know, you know, you know"
Jacob also had a sister whom he was very close to. Her name was Rachel and she was very much like him yet so different. Rachel was about 5'7" with darker brown hair that had natural highlights of red and blonde. Her eyes were also sparkling green with hazel and some blue in them. She was of a good weight, not fat but not entirely too thin either. She was a cowgirl who loved to do rodeo on her horse and she was convinced that that was the only reason she kept in as much shape as she was. Rachel was an interesting person. She wasnt as smart as her brother but not too far off, (she scored a 116) but she had troubles applying herself to school studies. She was too free and definatly not one you would want to contain to a desk for long periods of time. She would rather be mucking out horse stalls all day than have to sit at a desk job. Rachel was raised by her father, being as he was divorced by their mother Charlemaine when she was about 12. Charlamaine though had left for a job earlier so left more around 11 coming back every once in a while. Due to this and the many fight she witnessed grew to hate her mother Charlmaine. Her father was good in the sense that he raised her well, taught her morals and respect as well as gave her pretty much anything she asked for within reason. But he failed in the sense that he didn't really see her as a daughter but a trophy to show off to everyone and when his trophy didn't shine he got very upset. He would get angry and say bitter words of dissapointment to his trophy and threaten her. In this way she was different from Jacob, She suffered more by being the center of too much attention and Jacob suffered by not having enough attention. Cruel world isnt it?
Now when Jacob was younger we discussed how he moved and went to school in hope of approval (though he never admitted it and never will) . Well this school was in Michigan and he went to ERU (Emu's Rule University) and once he graduated he eventually bought a house in a remote area to live his life. Again his father never gave him the thumbs up for him purchasing his first house. So, Jacob got lonely and seeing how unhappy his sister Rachel was asked her to come up and move in with him. Rachel of course agreed only as long as there was a way for her horse to get up to Michigan with her. So Jacob readily agreed, paying the horse vet bills, Transportation and getting her up here ASAP. Rachel left Tucson behind as well as her horse (who was to soon follow after her) and then traveled the harsh road up to Michigan, her father at the wheel. Now her father was very harsh to her and only spoke words that put her down and made her feel like trash so by the time she reached her destination she was weary and her heart was heavy.
So finally the father left for Tucson again in a bit of a rush due to an emergency and Rachel settled down in the room Jacob made for her. The first month was tough as she had to learn how to be idependent; which she had never really been before.
So the months went by and Jacob and her had a good time being the close brother and sister team they had always been. People always thought they were either twins, married or a couple which of course always made them laugh. Then one day an evil witch came to the land and her name was Britney.....yes....Britney the evil witch. She had previously spellbound the young Jacob and was trying to do it again. Of course being the good sister she was she tried protecting Jacob and fought to keep the evil witch at bay with chocolate and pink clothing. All which worked but not well enough.
One day Rachel was sitting quietly at the computer talking to her boyfriend Riser on AIM and was saying goodbye when Jacob came over and started talking to her. He said things that suddenly led her to guessing in her mind to which she blurted out, "Shit. Your gonna marry her." Jacob just looked at her with a big silly grin on his face and confirmed her accusation. Rachel like normal, took it calmly and tried reasoning with him. After seeing no reason she went along with him and said she supported him even though she didn't agree with it. So off they went to the evil witches castle.
Now the evil witch even had a little cackle she had when her plots and plans were going correctly. Rachel struggled watching her poor brother Jacob who was madly in love being used in such a way. See the problem wasn't that she was evil in general cause Rachel didnt mind evil, she planned on running the many armies of Hell one day, but the thing she hated was that her brother loved her so much yet she didnt love him like she needed to. Britney loved Jacob much the same way Rachel loved her brother. Basically not IN love. For weeks Rachel as well as all of Jacobs friends tried convincing him that there was something wrong with the equation. But as you would guess he refused to believe and as Psycology class proved he turned from us as a defensive manuever to protect her.
Now Rachel started making friends with all of Jacobs friends....well old friends so to speak since he stopped talking to a lot of them since getting together with Britney. The main person she talked to was Tess. Tess and Rachel became really good friends as they were both pretty blunt and very funny. They got along really well. Soon after they started talking, Tess admitted how much she loved Jacob and was frustrated as much as Rachel was that he was going for this evil witch Britney.
As the days turned in to weeks and then into months Rachel became very sad. This was so because her brother Jacob never came home anymore. There was one point where in two weeks she saw him two days of it and one of the days was only for two hours before he left for her house again. The worse part is when he did come home it was usually Friday night when she worked really late with her horse. Now Friday night is when Rachel works till she is literally sick with fatigue and so the rule in the house is to not bother her until her body wakes her up Saturday. Not when Jacob comes home with Britney and her daughter Valentina who was only a year old. They always played above Rachels room and Valentina was crying by 8 am and of course woke her up. This was just irritating cause she needed her sleep in order to function and to keep herself from getting sick. Rachels heart was heavy when she realized she may have to move some day within the ending of the year. Even Britney expressed how irritating it was that Rachel would be taking up the basement. With such clashes and such a free spirit Rachel wasnt sure if she could live there like that. This seriously made her sad since she liked it there and Jacob had made the room for her by hand. So of course Rachel was extremely depressed over all that was happening, she loved her brother and saw everything crashing down like pulling the wrong block on the Jenga stack...and Britney was that block.
But even though she was very sad Rachel was also very strong at heart and with her will. So she and Tess concocted a plan to defeat the evil Britney. Now the one thing that Tess and Rachel knew was that Love prevails over all evil right? So they would use love to their advantage. They just hoped it was enough to rid the land of the evil witch. So Rachel and Tess went to Tess's brother Frogger and they enlisted his help. Together they gathered all of Jacobs friends and they all expressed how much they loved him and wanted to make sure he was okay. As the calls and meetings kept coming in the evil witch started to weaken. Jacob started to see through her mask of lies and deception. He saw that she didnt love him the way you need for a relationship and that she was using him because she needed to. She was evil, living with her parents and had a child with no income besides her waitressing job. She needed a resource to get all the rich things she was used to and he was starting to realize this as she demanded more and more of him, even relying on him like he was a servant and had him waiting on her. She was also filled with jelousy, so entranced in the thought that he might figure her out any minute she kept all the nice loving girls at bay and cursed him out whenever he talked to them. The first step in love is trust. Without trust you have nothing and she obviously didn't trust him even though she should. She should be able to leave him in a room of women all alone and know he will not betray her. THATS trust. So Rachel, Tess, Frogger and her friends were winning the battle but there was a final battle they must have just between the witch and rachel and Tess. The Battle for the Lost Heart!!!! **Dramatic music**
Tess and Rachel raised their swords and Britney raised hers....they glared at eachother...they moved right....they moved left......and then.........................AAAAAAGH....oh sorry, scared myself.......ahem....anyway.....and then.......they dropped their swords and TACKLED eachother! Thats right! A THREE way cat fight! None like this has ever been tried before but alas there was history in the making before you! They pulled, they screamed, they scaratched and clawed, even punched! Purple Nurples, Titty twisters and Charlie Horses were all administered, even biting! It was horrible! Finally Britney got up and started running, but alas they wouldnt let her get away that fast! Rachel jumped on her horse to chase her down as Tess threw a rope to her as she ran by on Thunder, her golden horse of PURE SPEED! Muahahahhahahhaaha.....**cough**
So Thunder and Rachel roped Britney and tied her up like a goat tying championship was going on to which Tess came over and kicked while she was down a little and then prodded her with a sitck. HEHE Jacob came over and announced that he finally realized what we had all been telling him and announced that he was done with all the evil in the land and ordered her away. Tess and Rachel happily threw her on Thunders back and told the horse to take Britney and her child to the land of Thurmalea where she would never be heard from again. WOO-HOO.
"That I love you, I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing ifI don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll askLast chance for one last dance' Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up' Cause you know, you know, you know"
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